This is a tumblr. Darcy said I should. I'm a big, lovable, snuggable teddy bear.

 

greywarden91 asked
I'm doing well, thank you. *rolls eyes at the Anon* I'm sure it's just another admirer, my lord. Apparently you have quite the female fan club.

It seems I do.

greywarden91 asked
How are you today? And as for the gray face who is attempting to "seduce" you....well, let's just say I've seen better tactics. *smirks*

I am well. How are you?

In regards to the Shadowy Face, as have I, Lady Grey.

Anonymous asked
That depends on whether or not it is working.

It is not.

Anonymous asked
You must be somewhat curious since you keep responding.

Is this how you plan on seducing me?

greywarden91 asked
Good evening Thor. *smiles and winks*

Good evening, Lady Grey.

Anonymous asked
Now what fun is there in that? You may not be so interested in me if I revealed myself to you. *smirks*

Do not fool yourself into thinking I am interested now.

Anonymous asked
It doesn't matter WHO I am. And as for what...I'm seducing you.

I prefer to be seduced by someone I can see…

Anonymous asked
Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

It would be uncomfortable to carry Mjolnir in my pants. I prefer to carry it in my hand.

My, this is interesting… I have heard of these photo manipulations.

Is Steve okay? He looks in pain.

My, this is interesting… I have heard of these photo manipulations.

Is Steve okay? He looks in pain.

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